The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
Author: Roy Blount Jr.

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
Author: Anatole France

The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Author: Ahad HaAm

The lines are fallen unto me in pleasant places.
Author: Bible

If you wouldst live long, live well, for folly and wickedness shorten life.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken. His father wrote back saying, 'In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.' Josh wrote back, 'To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either.
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When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).
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Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .
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What did the envelope say to the stamp? "Stick with me and we'll go places."
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His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes