Best quotes to send by SMS
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg The human tendency to regard little things as important has produced very many great things.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

John Eliot, Ph.D. The idea of perfect closes your mind to new standards.. When you drive hard toward one ideal, you miss opportunities and paths, not to mention hurting your confidence. Believe in your potential and then go out and explore it; dont limit it.
Author: John Eliot, Ph.D.

Ennius The idle mind knows not what it wants.
Author: Ennius

Sir William Bragg The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.
Author: Sir William Bragg

Michelangelo Buonarroti If people only knew how hard I work to gain my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ? Clark your car in the garage !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Closure ! Closure who ? Closure mouth when you eat !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cole ! Cole who ? Cole as a cucumber !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Con ! Con who? Con unhinged !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !
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