The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.
Author: Andre Malraux

One kind word can warm three winter months.
Author: Japanese proverb

The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Author: Norman Brenner

The judge is condemned when the criminal is absolved.
Author: Publilius Syrus

The kind of beauty I want most is the hard-to-get kind that comes from within - strength, courage, dignity.
Author: Ruby Dee

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them," instructed the lawyer. The witness hesitated. "But they are unfit for any respectable person to hear," she protested. "Then," said the attorney, "just whisper them to the judge."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused about which side to spit on.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes