Best quotes to send by SMS
N. W. Dougherty The ideal engineer is a composite ... He is not a scientist, he is not a mathematician, he is not a sociologist or a writer; but he may use the knowledge and techniques of any or all of these disciplines in solving engineering problems.
Author: N. W. Dougherty

Cicero Our span of life is brief, but is long enough for us to live well and honestly.
Author: Cicero

Charles Du Bos The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
Author: Charles Du Bos

Margaret Cho The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.
Author: Margaret Cho

H. L. Mencken The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! C's ! C's who ? C's the day !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril thing - no imitations here !
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