Best quotes to send by SMS
Homer It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go, and to keep one back who is eager. You ought to make welcome the present guest, and send forth the one who wishes to go.
Author: Homer

William Shakespeare My library Was dukedom large enough.
Author: William Shakespeare

Phaedrus The humble suffer when the mighty disagree.
Author: Phaedrus

Jewish Proverb Rejoice not at thine enemy's fall - but don't rush to pick him up either.
Author: Jewish Proverb

Meryl Streep I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.
Author: Meryl Streep

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! China ! China who? China late, isn't it? !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ? Clay on, Sam !
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