One kind word can warm three winter months.
Author: Japanese proverb

The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Author: Norman Brenner

The judge is condemned when the criminal is absolved.
Author: Publilius Syrus

The kind of beauty I want most is the hard-to-get kind that comes from within - strength, courage, dignity.
Author: Ruby Dee

The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Author: Carl Jung

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met an old carpenter that said lawyers were always his favorite clients! When I asked him why he got so much pleasure out of having lawyers as clients he replied, "I only build coffins now."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer. Twice.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What do lawyers do after they die? They lie still.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer? In a brief case.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes