Our span of life is brief, but is long enough for us to live well and honestly.
Author: Cicero

The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
Author: Charles Du Bos

The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.
Author: Margaret Cho

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The jungle is dark but full of diamonds...
Author: Arthur Miller

Knock Knock Who's there ! C's ! C's who ? C's the day !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock Who's there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril thing - no imitations here !
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?" "That's my business! Get me the course!" Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before you died?" In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, "One less lawyer . . ."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes