Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.
Author: Clive Barnes

Temper is a weapon that we hold by the blade.
Author: James M. Barrie

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.
Author: Moses Hadas

Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.
Author: Ayn Rand

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Author: Matt Groening

On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'
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Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well. 'Does that make you homesick?' someone asked Pierre. 'No,' he answered. 'Just sick sick!'
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Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent. 'That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,' Tony announced. Steve turned to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I can't sleep during a storm!'
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Why can't you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers.
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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !
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