Best quotes to send by SMS
Ennius The idle mind knows not what it wants.
Author: Ennius

Sir William Bragg The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.
Author: Sir William Bragg

Michelangelo Buonarroti If people only knew how hard I work to gain my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti

John Cage If you develop an ear for sounds that are musical it is like developing an ego. You begin to refuse sounds that are not musical and that way cut yourself off from a good deal of experience.
Author: John Cage

Fran Lebowitz I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Costa ! Costa who ? Costa lot !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Crete ! Crete who ? Crete to see you again !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !
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