Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Author: Albert Einstein

The hoary head is a crown of glory.
Author: Bible

It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Author: Steven Wright

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
Author: George Jessel

The human tendency to regard little things as important has produced very many great things.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassette ! Cassette who ? Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ? Celeste time I lend you money !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again, asking more questions !
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