Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will be happier.
Author: Alfred Lord Tennyson

The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal; it is the discharge of a moral obligation.
Author: John Dalberg

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it.
Author: James M. Barrie

Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities that will help you relax.
Author: Dianne Hales

1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes