Best quotes to send by SMS
George Eliot The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.
Author: George Eliot

Francis Quarles If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth became thine; if thy labor got it, let thy wisdom keep it; if oppression found it, let repentance restore it; if thy parent left it, let thy virtues deserve it; so shall thy
Author: Francis Quarles

Ed Parker The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more.
Author: Ed Parker

Ninon de Lenclos The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power.
Author: Ninon de Lenclos

Rufus Griscom The key part of your brand is a quality product. Creating exceptional content is the number one thing.
Author: Rufus Griscom

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !
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Lawyer jokes What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!
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Lawyer jokes A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?" "Well, I had to chase him all through the park."
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Lawyer jokes What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
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Lawyer jokes A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasn't a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."
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