Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare My library Was dukedom large enough.
Author: William Shakespeare

Phaedrus The humble suffer when the mighty disagree.
Author: Phaedrus

Jewish Proverb Rejoice not at thine enemy's fall - but don't rush to pick him up either.
Author: Jewish Proverb

Meryl Streep I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.
Author: Meryl Streep

George Eliot The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.
Author: George Eliot

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ? Clay on, Sam !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cologne ! Cologne who ? Cologne me names won't help !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !
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