If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!
Author: Jonathan Winters

The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.
Author: Charles Darwin

Person to person, moment to moment, as we love, we change the world.
Author: Samahria Lyte Kaufman

The house does not rest upon the ground, but upon a woman.
Author: Mexican Proverb

The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
Author: P. B. Medawar

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ? Celery me you lunch will you, I'm hungry !
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