Best quotes to send by SMS
Sir William Bragg The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.
Author: Sir William Bragg

Michelangelo Buonarroti If people only knew how hard I work to gain my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti

John Cage If you develop an ear for sounds that are musical it is like developing an ego. You begin to refuse sounds that are not musical and that way cut yourself off from a good deal of experience.
Author: John Cage

Fran Lebowitz I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Author: Fran Lebowitz

Jef Mallett If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough.
Author: Jef Mallett

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Curly ! Curly who ? Curly Q !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !
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Lawyer jokes Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them.
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Lawyer jokes A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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