Best quotes to send by SMS
Patricia Russell-McCloud Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain still.
Author: Patricia Russell-McCloud

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight, but they while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Lord Macaulay The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless power without abusing it.
Author: Lord Macaulay

Immanuel Kant The history of the human race, viewed as a whole may be regarded as the realization of a hidden plan of nature to bring about a political constitution, internally, and for this purpose, also externally perfect, as the only state in which all the capacitie
Author: Immanuel Kant

Mark Twain The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Author: Mark Twain

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ? Cameron film are needed to take pictures !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ?
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Carlene ! Carlene who ? Carlene against that wall ?
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