Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.
Author: Hodding Carter

The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
Author: Roy Blount Jr.

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
Author: Anatole France

The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Author: Ahad HaAm

The lines are fallen unto me in pleasant places.
Author: Bible

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him. "I'll see, sir," said the clerk. "What is your name?" "You're having me on now because I'm Irish," said the Irishman. "Won't you see the name on the envelope?"
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken. His father wrote back saying, 'In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.' Josh wrote back, 'To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes