Best quotes to send by SMS
Jean Jacques Rousseau The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
Author: Jean Jacques Rousseau

Nina Berberova I had learnt to seek intensitymore of life, a concentrated sense of life.
Author: Nina Berberova

Blaise Pascal The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.
Author: Blaise Pascal

Albert Einstein Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Author: Albert Einstein

Bible The hoary head is a crown of glory.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ? Burns me up !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ? Caesar quickly before she gets away !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? Candy cow jump over the moon !
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