Best quotes to send by SMS
Jewish Proverb Rejoice not at thine enemy's fall - but don't rush to pick him up either.
Author: Jewish Proverb

Meryl Streep I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.
Author: Meryl Streep

George Eliot The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.
Author: George Eliot

Francis Quarles If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth became thine; if thy labor got it, let thy wisdom keep it; if oppression found it, let repentance restore it; if thy parent left it, let thy virtues deserve it; so shall thy
Author: Francis Quarles

Ed Parker The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more.
Author: Ed Parker

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !
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