Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.
Author: David Frost

Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.
Author: Noel Coward

Tell it not in Gath; publish it not in the streets of Ashkelon
Author: Bible

I'd rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror at the slaughterhouse.
Author: Craig Volk

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo.
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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
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A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
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The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don't come running to me!'
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