The house does not rest upon the ground, but upon a woman.
Author: Mexican Proverb

The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
Author: P. B. Medawar

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Author: Konrad Lorenz

The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Author: Henry Kissinger

I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
Author: John Locke

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ? Chrysalis the cake for you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Clinton ! Clinton who ? Clinton your eye !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !
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