The key to non-anxious sermon-writing is that its not about me. Its about the congregation. I honor the fact that the listeners bring more to the sermon than I do. I remind myself of the hundreds of times someone says, 'I loved how you said' and then tell
Author: Reverend Sean Parker Dennison

The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will be happier.
Author: Alfred Lord Tennyson

The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal; it is the discharge of a moral obligation.
Author: John Dalberg

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawyer replied, "Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . .
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes