Best quotes to send by SMS
Lord Macaulay The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless power without abusing it.
Author: Lord Macaulay

Immanuel Kant The history of the human race, viewed as a whole may be regarded as the realization of a hidden plan of nature to bring about a political constitution, internally, and for this purpose, also externally perfect, as the only state in which all the capacitie
Author: Immanuel Kant

Mark Twain The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Author: Mark Twain

Mark Twain The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Author: Mark Twain

Jeff Melvoin The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election itself...The act of voting is in itself the defining moment.
Author: Jeff Melvoin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ? Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ? Charles your luck on the lottery !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !
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