I'd the upbringing a nun would envy and that's the truth. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.
Author: Joe Orton

The idea of legally establishing inalienable, inherent and sacred rights of the individual is not of political but religious origin.
Author: George Jellinek

I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of a neighbor.
Author: Hubert H. Humphrey

The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat undignified to smile. But the smile must be of the right kind must have understanding in it, and friendliness, and a good deal of patience.
Author: Roderic Owen

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cindy ! Cindy who ? Cindy next one in please !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !
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