I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.
Author: Meryl Streep

The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.
Author: George Eliot

If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth became thine; if thy labor got it, let thy wisdom keep it; if oppression found it, let repentance restore it; if thy parent left it, let thy virtues deserve it; so shall thy
Author: Francis Quarles

The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more.
Author: Ed Parker

The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power.
Author: Ninon de Lenclos

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !
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What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!
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A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?" "Well, I had to chase him all through the park."
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