Best quotes to send by SMS
John Kenneth Galbraith The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Bible The harvest truly is plenteous, but the laborers are few.
Author: Bible

Bible The heart knoweth his own bitterness.
Author: Bible

Japanese Proverb If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Willa Cather The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or a woman.
Author: Willa Cather

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bumbry ! Bumbry who ? Bumbry tuna !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ? Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Camila ! Camila who ? Camila minute !
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