Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted, If it enrich not the heart of another, its waters returning Back to their springs, like the rain shall fill them full of refreshment; That which the fountain sends forth returns again to the fou
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Nobody speaks the truth when there's something they must have.
Author: Elizabeth Bowen

Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.
Author: Clive Barnes

Temper is a weapon that we hold by the blade.
Author: James M. Barrie

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.
Author: Moses Hadas

The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes. 'Am I too late for the garbage ?' she called. 'No,' replied one of the men, 'jump right in !'
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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"
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Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!
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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"
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