If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough.
Author: Jef Mallett

The key to realizing a dream is to focus not on success but significance - and then even the small steps and little victories along your path will take on greater meaning.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.
Author: Hodding Carter

The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
Author: Roy Blount Jr.

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
Author: Anatole France

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion.
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How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.
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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.
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A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from." The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of the window, saying, "Don't worry - we have plenty of those where I come from." Then the American threw the lawyer out the window, saying...
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Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.
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