Best quotes to send by SMS
Carl Jung The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
Author: Carl Jung

John Burroughs The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is 'look under foot.' You are always nearer the divine and the true sources of your power than you think.
Author: John Burroughs

Frank Herbert I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear ha
Author: Frank Herbert

William Shakespeare The little foolery that wise men have makes a great show.
Author: William Shakespeare

E. Catherine Tobler Not going home is already like death.
Author: E. Catherine Tobler

The best jokes to send by SMS
Letter jokes What girl's name is like a letter? Kay (K).
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Letter jokes How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
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Letter jokes What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.
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Letter jokes What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !
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Letter jokes What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO
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