Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible The hoary head is a crown of glory.
Author: Bible

Steven Wright It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Author: Steven Wright

George Jessel The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
Author: George Jessel

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg The human tendency to regard little things as important has produced very many great things.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

John Eliot, Ph.D. The idea of perfect closes your mind to new standards.. When you drive hard toward one ideal, you miss opportunities and paths, not to mention hurting your confidence. Believe in your potential and then go out and explore it; dont limit it.
Author: John Eliot, Ph.D.

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ? Celeste time I lend you money !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again, asking more questions !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
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