The hoary head is a crown of glory.
Author: Bible

It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Author: Steven Wright

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
Author: George Jessel

The human tendency to regard little things as important has produced very many great things.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

The idea of perfect closes your mind to new standards.. When you drive hard toward one ideal, you miss opportunities and paths, not to mention hurting your confidence. Believe in your potential and then go out and explore it; dont limit it.
Author: John Eliot, Ph.D.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ? Celeste time I lend you money !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again, asking more questions !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a jolly good fellow !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
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