Best quotes to send by SMS
Carl Jung The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
Author: Carl Jung

Noel Coward The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
Author: Noel Coward

Kurt Vonnegut How nice--to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Joe Orton I'd the upbringing a nun would envy and that's the truth. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.
Author: Joe Orton

George Jellinek The idea of legally establishing inalienable, inherent and sacred rights of the individual is not of political but religious origin.
Author: George Jellinek

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home, I'm tired !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? Cash me if you can !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !
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