I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
Author: Tom Hanks

The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.
Author: Esther Dyson

The key to non-anxious sermon-writing is that its not about me. Its about the congregation. I honor the fact that the listeners bring more to the sermon than I do. I remind myself of the hundreds of times someone says, 'I loved how you said' and then tell
Author: Reverend Sean Parker Dennison

The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
Author: Lord Chesterfield

Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will be happier.
Author: Alfred Lord Tennyson

The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" they stiffened and hesitated. Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, "I do."
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Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.
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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!
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If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.
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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice.
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