Best quotes to send by SMS
Elbert Hubbard The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Walter Bagehot The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Author: Walter Bagehot

Nat King Cole The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
Author: Nat King Cole

Vachel Lindsay Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil.
Author: Vachel Lindsay

Trey Parker and Matt Stone I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like...It makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ? Bones upon a time... !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brigham ! Brigham who ? Drigham back my sunshine back to me... !
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