Best quotes to send by SMS
Charles Darwin The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.
Author: Charles Darwin

Samahria Lyte Kaufman Person to person, moment to moment, as we love, we change the world.
Author: Samahria Lyte Kaufman

Mexican Proverb The house does not rest upon the ground, but upon a woman.
Author: Mexican Proverb

P. B. Medawar The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
Author: P. B. Medawar

Konrad Lorenz It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Author: Konrad Lorenz

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ? Celery me you lunch will you, I'm hungry !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ? Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !
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