The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Author: Mark Twain

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Author: Mark Twain

The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election itself...The act of voting is in itself the defining moment.
Author: Jeff Melvoin

The ideal engineer is a composite ... He is not a scientist, he is not a mathematician, he is not a sociologist or a writer; but he may use the knowledge and techniques of any or all of these disciplines in solving engineering problems.
Author: N. W. Dougherty

Our span of life is brief, but is long enough for us to live well and honestly.
Author: Cicero

Knock Knock Who's there ? Cheese ! Cheese who ? Cheese a cute girl !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chocs ! Chocs who ? Chocs away !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ? Cicero the boat ashore !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !
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