The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight, but they while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless power without abusing it.
Author: Lord Macaulay

The history of the human race, viewed as a whole may be regarded as the realization of a hidden plan of nature to bring about a political constitution, internally, and for this purpose, also externally perfect, as the only state in which all the capacitie
Author: Immanuel Kant

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Author: Mark Twain

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Author: Mark Twain

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ? Cannelloni some money till next week ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Carlene ! Carlene who ? Carlene against that wall ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ? Carconogenic !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !
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