The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good.
Author: Ruth Benedict

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Author: Albert Einstein

The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
Author: Carl Jung

The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
Author: Noel Coward

How nice--to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ? Budweiser, the King of Beers !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster tire, can I use your phone !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !
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