If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Author: Japanese Proverb

The history of every country begins in the heart of a man or a woman.
Author: Willa Cather

It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go, and to keep one back who is eager. You ought to make welcome the present guest, and send forth the one who wishes to go.
Author: Homer

My library Was dukedom large enough.
Author: William Shakespeare

The humble suffer when the mighty disagree.
Author: Phaedrus

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ? Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Castor ! Castor who ? Castorblanca !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Catskills ! Catskills who ? Catskills mice !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Census ! Census who ? Census presents for Christmas !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Chaz ! Chaz who ? Chaz nasty as you wanna be !
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