I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
Author: John Locke

The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.
Author: Andre Malraux

One kind word can warm three winter months.
Author: Japanese proverb

The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Author: Norman Brenner

The judge is condemned when the criminal is absolved.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cumin ! Cumin who? Cumin side, its freezing out there !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !
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A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um...no." "-or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted, "-or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again: "-so if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
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"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes