Best quotes to send by SMS
Ruth Benedict The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good.
Author: Ruth Benedict

Albert Einstein The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Author: Albert Einstein

Carl Jung The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
Author: Carl Jung

Noel Coward The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
Author: Noel Coward

Kurt Vonnegut How nice--to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Buster ! Buster who ? Buster tire, can I use your phone !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ? Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !
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