Best quotes to send by SMS
Blaise Pascal The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.
Author: Blaise Pascal

Albert Einstein Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Author: Albert Einstein

Bible The hoary head is a crown of glory.
Author: Bible

Steven Wright It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Author: Steven Wright

George Jessel The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
Author: George Jessel

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? Candy cow jump over the moon !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassette ! Cassette who ? Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ? Caterpillar a few mice for you !
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