Best quotes to send by SMS
Jeff Melvoin The idea of an election is much more interesting to me than the election itself...The act of voting is in itself the defining moment.
Author: Jeff Melvoin

N. W. Dougherty The ideal engineer is a composite ... He is not a scientist, he is not a mathematician, he is not a sociologist or a writer; but he may use the knowledge and techniques of any or all of these disciplines in solving engineering problems.
Author: N. W. Dougherty

Cicero Our span of life is brief, but is long enough for us to live well and honestly.
Author: Cicero

Charles Du Bos The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
Author: Charles Du Bos

Margaret Cho The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.
Author: Margaret Cho

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Colin ! Colin who ? Colin all cars, Colin all cars !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton ! Cotton who ? Cotton a trap !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left !
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