Best quotes to send by SMS
P. B. Medawar The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
Author: P. B. Medawar

Konrad Lorenz It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Author: Konrad Lorenz

Henry Kissinger The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Author: Henry Kissinger

John Locke I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
Author: John Locke

Andre Malraux The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.
Author: Andre Malraux

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Clinton ! Clinton who ? Clinton your eye !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !
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