The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
Author: P. B. Medawar

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Author: Konrad Lorenz

The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Author: Henry Kissinger

I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
Author: John Locke

The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.
Author: Andre Malraux

Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Clinton ! Clinton who ? Clinton your eye !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Coffin ! Coffin who ? Coffin and spluttering !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ? Cosi has to !
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