The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.
Author: Stanley Kubrick

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
Author: Madeleine L'Engle

The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.
Author: Sir William Osler

I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.
Author: Moby

The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
Author: Seneca

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth wisheth, thweetie !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !
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