Best quotes to send by SMS
John Ruskin The greatest thing a human soul ever does in this world is to see something and tell what it saw in a plain way. Hundreds of people can talk for one who can think, but thousands can think for one who can see. To see clearly is poetry, prophecy and religio
Author: John Ruskin

Gordon Parks The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed.
Author: Gordon Parks

Jean Jacques Rousseau The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
Author: Jean Jacques Rousseau

Nina Berberova I had learnt to seek intensitymore of life, a concentrated sense of life.
Author: Nina Berberova

Blaise Pascal The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.
Author: Blaise Pascal

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ? Brighton-der the light of the moon !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruno ! Bruno who ? Bruno more tea for me !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddy ! Buddy who ? Buddyfingers !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !
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