How nice--to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

I'd the upbringing a nun would envy and that's the truth. Until I was fifteen I was more familiar with Africa than my own body.
Author: Joe Orton

The idea of legally establishing inalienable, inherent and sacred rights of the individual is not of political but religious origin.
Author: George Jellinek

I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of a neighbor.
Author: Hubert H. Humphrey

Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh, see you later !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ? Chin and Tonyk !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !
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