The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one's preconceived ideas. In the event, one is always bewildered by their simplicity, their grandeur of design, and by that element of the bizzare which seems inherent in them.
Author: Jean Cocteau

The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.
Author: George Orwell

The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.
Author: Stanley Kubrick

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
Author: Madeleine L'Engle

The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.
Author: Sir William Osler

Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ? Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !
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