The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one's real and one's declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.
Author: George Orwell

The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.
Author: Stanley Kubrick

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
Author: Madeleine L'Engle

The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.
Author: Sir William Osler

I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.
Author: Moby

Knock Knock Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ? Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth wisheth, thweetie !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !
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