Best quotes to send by SMS
George Eliot The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone.
Author: George Eliot

Carl Schurz Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the ocean desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you reach your destiny.
Author: Carl Schurz

R. Buckminster Fuller Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

William O. Douglas The great and invigorating influences in American life have been the unorthodox: the people who challenge an existing institution or way of life, or say and do things that make people think.
Author: William O. Douglas

Rita Rudner I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Author: Rita Rudner

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Austen ! Austen who ? Austen-tentatiously well off !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ? Balloon velvet !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben knocking on this door all morning !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Barry ! Barry who ? Barry the dead !
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