Best quotes to send by SMS
Rene Descartes The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.
Author: Rene Descartes

Thomas Carlyle The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

John Ruskin The greatest thing a human soul ever does in this world is to see something and tell what it saw in a plain way. Hundreds of people can talk for one who can think, but thousands can think for one who can see. To see clearly is poetry, prophecy and religio
Author: John Ruskin

Gordon Parks The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed.
Author: Gordon Parks

Jean Jacques Rousseau The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
Author: Jean Jacques Rousseau

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ? Bologna & cheese !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bonnie ! Bonnie who ? Bonnie by soloflex !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ? Brendan an ear to what I have to say !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? Bridget the end of the world !
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